5/12/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Challenge

RESPONSE: Whenever someone says the word of the day get very defensive and respond “You want a challenge?! You’ve got a challenge!” Then grab their hand, thumbwrestle them, take both hands and pin their thumb down and say “There - how’s that for a challenge!”.

5/11/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Crab

RESPONSE: Apply your most fierce Boston Crab on the perpetrator.

5/10/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Peanut Butter

RESPONSE: Sing the peanut butter and jelly song (peanut, peanut butter….and jelly. Fluffer, fluffernutter…)

5/09/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Hiatus

RESPONSE: Don’t publish a new word of the day for a week and a half…whoops - already done that, sorry!

4/28/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Toner

RESPONSE: Regail them in a story about your childhood Garbage Pail Kid’s collection, specifically your favorite card Babbling Brooke.

4/27/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Appetizer

RESPONSE: Start laughing hysterically for 4 seconds, immediately afterwards keep a straight face like you’re on trial.

4/26/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Hello

RESPONSE: Stand up, put your hand up palm side up and say “how” like a Native American.

4/25/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Meeting

RESPONSE: Say “how about my hand meeting your face” - then slap them in the face.

4/24/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Chicken Nuggets

RESPONSE: Make up a dance and song about chicken nuggets, execute immediately.

4/21/06

WORD OF THE DAY: “Does anyone have any questions?”

RESPONSE: Stand up and scream “I object” as if you were in a courtroom drama.

4/20/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Beef

RESPONSE: Pull up your shirt and do the truffle shuffle.

4/19/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Coffee

RESPONSE: Sing the theme to the A-Team. Feel free to improvise a dance to accompany your performance.

4/18/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Yellow

RESPONSE: Who you callin’ yellow? Then point your finger like a gun, cock your thumb back, make a gunshot sound and blow at the tip of your finger - like the bad ass outlaw you are.

4/17/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Meatball

RESPONSE: I like meatblls.

4/14/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Friday

RESPONSE: Moonwalk slowly away from the person, once you’re 10 feet away do a funky spin around on your toes and just leave.

4/13/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Two

RESPONSE: Like Austin Powers shout “who does number two work for! Who does number two work for!”

4/12/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Pregnant

RESPONSE: Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

4/11/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Eyebrows

RESPONSE: Take a pen, walk upto the person and fill in the spot between their eyebrows to make a ‘unibrow’.

4/10/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Stapler

RESPONSE: Take your stapler and staple their shirt to their back.

4/6/06

WORD OF THE DAY: “Let’s go to luch”

RESPONSE: “How about you go to hell and die!” Stare them straight in the eye and don’t blink for 3 seconds. Afterwards start laughing and say “Just kidding - let’s go to lunch, I’m starving!”. Put your arm around them and squeeze gently.

4/5/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Coffee

RESPONSE: “Oh, I stopped drinking coffee years ago after my accident - but my lawyer say’s I’m not supposed to talk about that”

4/4/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Tornado

RESPONSE: Spinning rapidly like a tornado - start circling the person next to you while whistling and blowing like a tornado.

4/3/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Oprah Winfrey

RESPONSE: Snap your fingers - repeat “oh no you di’nt!” twice.

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