6/30/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Door

RESPONSE: Start sucking your thumb and rocking yourself back and forth. If at work - don’t stop until you get fired. If anywhere else, just wait until everyone walks away.

6/29/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Ridiculous

RESPONSE: “Ridiculous? That’s ridiculous!”

6/28/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Big Gulp

RESPONSE: Go to 7-11 and buy a Big Gulp and some tube socks. Bring them to the person who said Big Gulp. When they say “hey, you brought me a Big Gulp!” say “and I brought you some tube socks”.

6/27/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Lamp

RESPONSE: Laughing histerically say “Lamp…yeah..thats funny!”. Keep laughing.

6/26/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Police

RESPONSE: Say “Police! Where?” Look back and forth frantically, then take off running as fast as possible. Stay out of communication for 2 days. Upon you’re return tell them you had some ‘business’ to take care of - and ask them if they’d like to see something ‘really cool’.

6/23/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Fancy Pants

RESPONSE: Look at their pants & shake your head in disapproval. Take a marker and draw some squiggly lines and polka dots on their pants. Then stand back, nod your head with a confident approval and say “now those are some fancy pants!”. Continue smiling and nodding slowly.

6/22/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Rouge

RESPONSE: Tackle the person to the ground and give them a ‘pink belly’.

6/21/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Lemon Tart

RESPONSE: If someone around you says this - that means there are lemon tarts nearby. Your response will be to locate said lemon tart and eat it.

6/20/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Serious

RESPONSE: Say “Surely you can’t be serious”. If the person says “I am, and stop calling me Shirley”, give them a dollar, because that’s one of the funniest movie lines ever.

6/19/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Jet Lag

RESPONSE: If you’re me - then you fall asleep - because that’s what I am today after two weeks in Cali. The best and worst state ever.

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