7/20/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Plethora

RESPONSE: “Do you even know what a plethora is?”

7/19/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Guacamole

RESPONSE: Sing guacamole like the 80’s song “amadeus”. Guacamole Guacamole…Guacamole.

7/18/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Antiques Roadshow

RESPONSE: Show the person a pen, tell them you once brought that pen to the Antiques Roadshow and they appraised it at $0.05. Start chewing on it.

7/17/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Nougat

RESPONSE: “Nougat?! - How dare you speak of nougat in front of me!”

7/14/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Secret

RESPONSE: Ask them if they can keep a secret and tell them youre the newest member of the XMEN. When they ask what your power is, tell them it’s the ability to eat and digest food. Take a bite of a doughnut, nod your head slowly and walk away.

7/13/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Potato Salad

RESPONSE: “Shhhh, that’s going to be the name of my first born!”

7/12/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Colorado

RESPONSE: Scream out the most annoying sound in the world. A la Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

7/11/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Legends of the Fall

RESPONSE: Um, I onced lived in Montana and was in World War I, and went crazy, and became a sailor, and a hunter, and my brother started a grain brokerage in Helena, a city turned modern overnight.

7/10/06

WORD OF THE DAY: VCR

RESPONSE: Stand up in front of the room and slowly pee your pants.

7/7/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Freckle

RESPONSE: respond “oh yeah!, well you should see my psoriasis!”

7/6/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Banana

RESPONSE: Instantaneously start doing the ‘running man’ singing “This sh*t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

7/5/06

WORD OF THE DAY: Work

RESPONSE: Kick them in the shin. Tell them to ‘watch their language’.

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