August 5th, 2006
Dear Mr. Pickles,
My dear friend and I were wondering why your eyes are not aligned. They seem to be a little off center. Did you eat your wheaties?
- Cucumber
Dear Cucumber,
My eyes are perfectly aligned…for a frog with a deformed head. Regarding the Wheatie question - I’m a frog people.
Mr. Pickles
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