Dear Mr. Pickles,

Do you have any children? Are they cute like you?
- Curious

Dear Curious,

I’m the proud papa of about 4,000 tadpoles this past spring. Only 20 made it to adulthood which, for a frog, is about 6 weeks old. They’re spitting images of me - which of course means they’re stunningly handsome.

Mr. Pickles

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