Dear Mr. Pickles,
As as frog, even an entrepreneurial frog, do you find that you simply have TOO MUCH time on your hands (do you even have hands?)? Do you think that Mr. Pickles is an appropriate name for a frog?…if so why? Does that fact that you are a frog, impact on your overall goals and objectives for your life, or are you content just floating around the pond and flicking your tongue for snacks?
- Just Wondering in Maine
Dear Just Wondering In Maine,
Time to a frog is like TV to the caveman - it simply doesn’t make sense to us. I’ve never been taught how to tell time, there are no clocks in my pond (although we do get the internet, and I have a computer oddly enough), and I can’t wear a watch because they generally slip off my flippers (which also answers your question about the hands). Generally, we simply exist with no concept of time at all. Mr. Pickles is my god given name by my parents Dill & Sweet. I’m very proud of it. My goals and objectives consist of two things: “Don’t Get Eaten” & “Don’t miss my 6pm Matlock reruns”
So, there you have it. I pretty much just hang out, eat, sleep and learn about the world through courtroom dramas.
Mr. Pickles
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