June 5th, 2007
Dear Mr. Pickles,
I have kissed alot of frogs, but I am trying to remember if I have kissed you? Can you help me out?
TStarr
Dear TStarr,
This is a classic tale of girl meets boy, boy leaves girl, girl goes for a walk by a pond, girl meets frog, girl kisses frog….you see where this is going. In all honesty I’ve been kissed by thousands of women looking for their prince (a bit of a ladies-frog if you will). So my answer is I simply don’t remember. Seriously - I get around.
Mr. Pickles



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