Word of the Week: Marmot

Response: Whenever you hear the word marmot, tell the person nearest you that you were adopted as a child. However, due to a paperwork mixup at the agency you were sent to a family of Marmots for your first year of life. You were tagged, given a radar collar and studied by South African scientists until they realized you weren’t a marmot, but a human baby.

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