my cube is boring
so i am writing haiku
go back to work now

Sent by Inquiring Minds

Halloween is near
French maid costume fits me well
Just like everyday

Sent by Invisible Boy

Sox Tix in my hand
Single females please apply
Want to make a trade

Sent by Invisible Boy

Had to look it up
Now I know that “malaise” is
Not a sandwich spread

Sent by Invisible Boy

This is just a guess
But I think that Hillary
Does pee standing-up

Sent by Invisible Boy

Sorry to hear that
You failed your exam, sucker
Take some Ritalin

Sent by Rocio M.

night sky midnight dark
pig in a poke ellen clark
peas and cornbread fight

chili tubes to save
free me from nitrate nightmares
sodium wings fly

swiftly through the fog
silent assassin coming
death dart in your neck

my shoes have two toes
i dress i black and kill you
for i am ninja

training in the woods
kill a platypus with hands
smoke bomb and he’s gone

silent at night time
invisible during day
ninja eat pork pie

one finger can harm
brick feet kick sausage gut harm
salamander face

sword is at my side
chinese stars are in my belt
i will kill you fool

shut your greasy yap
your ankle is a hamhock
shove a rock in your hoop

beer in his belly
spicy sausage in his heart
body wonderland

belly hair is thick
I like to dance in hot pants
french fries are yummy

long hairs in my nose
the sun shines upon my face
i don’t like yogurt

I have no pants now
does Mr. Pickles wear pants?
we are both naked

ketchup or mustard
which do you like better
with a grilled hot dog

bang crash flop and crack
falling down the stairs broke my back
mr. pickles help!

watching time go by
three more hours until I go
beer couch t.v. sleep

bill my colon now
cleanse sockets for the new year
sting the face you cat

chicken wings sucka
franks hot sauce adding the love
blue cheese is a must

excite bike still rocks
mike tyson punch our glass joe
contra code get lives