This is a true story of a dog’s struggle with an addiction unlike any other. A story of struggle, a story of defeat. This is a the story of Brady*, who has suffered for 5 years with a life-threatening addiction to eating women’s underwear.

Does this look like the face of a panty addict?

“I am your friend and I would like a biscuit”

Maybe not, but the following picture is the last thing a pair of women’s underwear saw one fateful afternoon.

“Arrrgghhh - I’m going to eat you panties!”

The story starts back in 2002 when my friend Dan* decided to get a dog. Dan is a good-natured person, so of course he took a trip to the local pound. After walking the aisles Dan quickly made up his mind. This cute little energetic puppy was going home with him …………….. to eat all his girlfriends panties.

Shortly after Dan welcomed Brady into his home they fell into a healthy routine of daily walks. It was during one of these walks when Dan started to suspect a “problem”. Long story short: Brady was in “poop-squat” position for 2 minutes, gave Dan the look, Dan reached in Brady’s hoop and pulled a poop/panty hybrid out of his ass.

Dan was devastated. He knew Brady had been sniffing around with a reportedly bad pack of dogs. However the worst he figured could happen would be some crotch sniffing and leg humping. Modern pet psychology however reports these as gateway-acts to more dangerous activities such as crossing the road, walking without a leash, smoking and last but not least…PANTY EATING.

Dan and his girlfriend did everything they could to help Brady - they would tell him “NO!” & “Don’t eat those panties!”. No matter what they tried Brady’s kibble just didn’t providing him with the silky smooth pallette of some tasty women’s panties.

Dan’s worst nightmare came true one day when walked through the door and found Brady on the ground. Something was terribly wrong and Brady was rushed to the animal hospital. After several hours in the emergency room, and several day’s in recovery, Dan returned home with his best friend’s leash in one hand and a crumpled up, half digested pair of women’s underpants in another.

According to the doctors report they had to open up Brady’s intestines to remove a pair of women’s panties that had blocked and infected 3 feet of his digestive system.

Here you can see Brady’s scar - and his wiener.

After some more time, TLC, and all panties under lock-and-key Brady has returned from the light to a normal life. I think Brady represents more than just a dog that likes to eat panties. Things like……wait….I lost my thought. Can’t stop looking at the wiener picture.

Regardless - Brady is back in action. Dan is happy. Panties are happy.

“Mmmmm - your thumb tastes good. Are you wearing a thong?”

* all names have been changed to protect identity
** unless the name is Brady or Dan - in those cases names were not changed.